I don’t really know why this exists, but apparently Hardee’s has decided to go all Metalokalypse in their efforts to give us coupons for hamburgers. But the coupon is pretty awesome, 2 for 1 burger of any kind. You even get to pick a Burger Slayer name, mine is Babby Killer the Burger Barbarian.

EDIT: Jesus wept, I just listened to the audio at home since it was off at work, and it’s probably one of the funniest things around. The theme song is hysterical… for like the first minute. After that it’s an audio abortion.

http://www.burgerslayer.com