The great Abbey Burger Bistro preset post

Everybody (at least, mostly) loves Abbey Burger Bistro (1041 Marshall St, Federal Hill)! The expertly crafted burgers, the waffle fry nachos, the ….pitchers of water, it’s a great place! But I find their list of “specialty” burgers a little too fancy, and additionally I’m a big stupid American who doesn’t like to take the time and energy to use a pencil to fill out forms. Which is why I DID take the time and energy to scan in a blank menu from the Abbey and fill it in in Photoshop so I can just print out my favorite combinations! It’s super fun! Print these out and take them in on your next trip to the Abbey and tell ‘em I sent it.

What are YOUR favorite combinations??!?!?!?!?!?

03/09/2010 | Evan | Tags: , , | 4 Comments »

Burger King brings back tiny burgers again, again

Except now they’re called “Burger Shots.” Tiny little burgers in packs of three or six, more than likely you could eat them all in one mouthful. So basically, you get the equivalent of two burgers with twice the bread AND the cost!

Also Burger Shots? Pretty lame name if you ask me, especially considering they were “Burger Bundles” in 1987, and then “Burger Buddies” in the 90s. I suppose in another 8-10 years they’ll be “Burger Drops” or “Burger Flying Cars” or whatever timely rehash name they give them. Eh anyway, enjoy the timeline of rebranding!

Burger Bundles:

Burger Buddies:

Burger Shots:

FILE NOT FOUND – Burger King is apparently being dickholes and not allowing anyone to save the current iteration’s commercials to Youtube. Dicks. You can however find the commercial by going here.

02/18/2009 | Evan | Tags: , , , | 1 Comment »